gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

(Source: saimyosho)

orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

~ http://asian.tumblr.com/post/95880646590/asian-wut-the-pho-asian-asian-asian

asian:

wut-the-pho:

asian:

asian:

asian:

asian:

I DYED MY HAIR BROWN BUT I PUT TOO MUCH OF THE OTHER FLUID INTO THE MIXTURE AND NOW IT’S FUCKING RED

I’LL POST A PICTURE AFTER SHOWER

SIGH I’M SO BAD AT MATH

PLEASE STAY IN SCHOOL AND LEARN RATIOS

IT’S VERY…

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

ohnoproblems:

natellite:

"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”

troyesivan:

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(Source: actionables.tk)

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whatshouldcrossfitterscallme:

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